THEN JOIN THE RED CHINESE!
AND GIVE PRAISE TO DEAR LEADER
WHO MAKES THE SUN RISE IN THE MORNING!
Have HOT SEX with boyish girls!!
And praise MAO while you're at it!
The JAPANESE are EVIL! Haven't you ever seen a CHINESE movie?
And AMERICANS are RAPISTS! Watch out! They'll RAPE you!
Everybody is HAPPY in CHINA! Because it's illegal not to be! (^_^)